A Monster Named Laze

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Grace. Grace wasn’t particularly special in any respect, but a horrid monster thought it wise to claim her as its sworn nemesis, just in case she would one day come into a position of power or something of the like.

This monster was the fearful one known as Laze. Though unwilling to take on Laze as her enemy, Grace had no choice. For even in the most strong willed and powerful of foes -which Grace was most certainly not-, Laze lay dormant. Laze was not an enemy to be defeated, only tamed through discipline and sacrifice. 

Neither was it the kind of ugly, frightening monster that hides under your bed or in your closet, filling you with fear and dread, no. Laze was the beautiful, doe-eyed kind of monster that beckons you gently to sleep for just 5 more minutes and continue that lovely dream, or whispers soothingly in your ear that you don’t have finish writing that essay today.

For years, Grace managed to battle Laze quite successfully, only losing a battle here and there. But one day, Laze found a new tactic. It stole Grace’s inspiration. Inspiration was her main defense, as it distracted her from Laze’s attacks. But without inspiration, Grace was left defensless from Laze’s enticing offers of comfort and happiness. Though she would occasionally manage to find a scrap of it to protect herself and win a battle, she was no longer the mighty warrior against Laze that she had once been. 

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What a day of the every-day average homeschooler looks like

  1. Get up
  2. eat breakfast
  3. start doing school (I start at about 9 am)
  4. eat lunch
  5. get break to do whatever (in my case it would be reading)
  6. go back to school
  7. finish (in my case its at 3:30 pm)

How lovingly dull my life is eh? I mean sure you get to sleep in and start school later and we don’t have to deal with bullies or homework, but we don’t have the excitement that a day in public school would provide. At least I don’t think so…….I’ve never actually gone to public school so I wouldn’t know XD

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And as I always say

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why pencils sharpeners are important

  1. since you wouldn’t have a sharp pencil, you wouldn’t be able to complete all those important tests you had to do
  2. you would fail school
  3. you wouldnt be able to go to university
  4. you wouldn’t be able to meet your future spouse at university
  5. you wouldn’t get a good job
  6. your family would disown you
  7. you wouldn’t have a family
  8. you’d live on the streets
  9. you’d go crazy and start attacking people
  10. EVERYBODY would be like this because they didn’t have pencil sharpeners so they went through the exact same thing
  11. the world would end
  12. dinosaurs would come back and dance among our ashes
  13. aliens would come and zap all the dinosaurs and then dance among everythings ashes
  14.  Dormammu would come and turn the planet purple
  15. Crumbly black things with purple eyes would come and dance on the purple planet
  16. there would be lots of evil dancing

And that is why we must thank the person who invented pencil sharpeners.

byeeeeeee

and as I always say,

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Calling All Writers!

I would do this myself, but I never have any good ideas XD

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I need a title creativity reboot

Heyaaaa

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I just spent the entire afternoon completing a Careers assignment about the best job choices for me…..it was very tiring and now I cant really type properly.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAST TYPING SCHOOLWORK

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eenyway I just thought I should be a nice author and post on here. That’s a nice thing to do right?

I hope so…..

Anyway hows ur day going? Mine has been quite boring so far but tonight I have

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This is not necessarily a good thing.

My first class was on Thursday and nobody else was there.

So my crush, who used to be a student, IS NOW AN INSTRUCTOR.

45 MINUTES WITH JUST MY CRUSH I WAS LIKE DYING

Now some people may think that 45 minutes with just ur crush is a good thing. BUT NOT FOR ME. I always mess up in some embarrassing way in front of him PLUS you must remember this is my first class back after a whole 2 months of not doing ANYTHING active. And my crush (lets call him Zach) is like a super active person and gave me a really hard warmup. he then made me do this really hard kick a LOT

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And then he made me do this other slightly easier kick a lot too. And then he said he knew I had more flexibility and raised the target

AND I MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN TONIGHT IF NO ONE ELSE SHOWS UP

*sobs*

anyway I’ve sort of run out of stuff to talk about so

bbbyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Our Power Was Out for Two Days

I recently found out that the electricity in some parts of Florida came on before ours did

Yesterday we  just drove around for a few hours and my mom bought us some snacks, it was pretty fun.

Then today we just kinda sat around until the power came on at 5 XD

Anyway, did your power go out? If so, for how long?

About me! (this shoulda been my first post….)

Hiyaaaaa!

Today I’m going to post my second post that should have been my first post but is my second post for some reason other than me posting.

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Anyway….

I’m a 13 year-old girl living somewhere in Canada (you shall never know where….). I also am homeschooled. Some people call it ‘unschooling’ but that really doesn’t make sense… I’m starting grade 9 this year which is just like WHOOO. And also like NOOO. am dealing with confusion here.

As you have probably guessed I am very random and am known for random spewing. Am proud of this.

I like cats, reading, procrastinating, procrastinating my procrastinating, taekwondo, and Sherlock. SHERLOCK IS LIFE

I can sometimes use WAY too many gifs when I’m bored….like waaaaaay too many…

My religion is The Office. Also memes and gifs. Basically I should be sued for false religions. (is that a thing?)

I’m sleep deprived right now so I probably shouldn’t be posting……..but HERE I  AM BREAKING MY OWN RULES (don’t worry I’m not always like this((aw who am I kidding I’m always like this)))

I cant think of anything else about myself so

byyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and as I always say;

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Shout Out: theyoungwriter27

Recently -and by recently I mean months ago- I came across a great little blog, and that blog belongs to theyoungwriter27. He’s writing a really interesting story which he updates every now and then, he’s creative with his posts, and his blog’s got a perfectly usable follow button!

tl;dr: his blog is awesome and he deserves more followers! 

tfw

people who u dont even know n never talked to before AND aren’t even mutuals follow ur personal blog

IDK how to even feel so I just like ignore it _(:’33