What to Do When You’re Bored

  1. Grab a snack, preferably potato chips.
  2. Yell at yourself for eating all the potato chips yesterday (dun worry, it’s not your fault, the voices made you do it)
  3. Cry for a few minutes because there’s no potato chips.
  4. Suck it up and open the *shudder* tortilla chips. They’re not as good which is why there’s still some left, but they’ll have to do.
  5. Open a good book and get to reading.
  6. Realize you don’t like this book because your favorite character dies in the end, even though it totally wasn’t nescessary.
  7. Crap… You forgot that you donated all your favorite books to GoodWill last month because of that inspirational commercial about under-privilaged kids.
  8. Screw reading! You’ll just work out to burn off all those chips you ate yesterday.
  9. Watch inspirational work out video to get motivated.
  10. Click link to a cute video about a chubby kitten chasing its tail.
  11. Get lost down the rabbit hole of YouTube
  12. Look at the clock and realize you’ve been watching YT videos for 5 hours.
  13. Sit in the bathtub for an hour reconsidering your life choices.
  14. Get out of the bathtub because your fingers and toes are starting to get all pruny and pruny fingers suck
  15. Watch TV until your fingers have un-pruned.
  16. Groan because someone has taken the TV to watch wrestling. Stupid wrestling.
  17. Open Hanguts to talk to your friends. They’re always fun!
  18. Oh shit, her dog died. You send an awkward “Sorry about that” and shut off your laptop.
  19. Well at least it’s late enough to got to bed now.
  20. You get in bed.
  21. Oh no. *chirp chirp*
  22. It can’t be. *chirp*

Idek XD


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