Let’s Rant About Restrictive Parents

No one has to read this, I’m just venting


HOI

Today I’m going to talk about… *drumroll* Restrictive parents! Some of you know what I mean. Let’s list a few things I probably won’t be doing until I’m at least 15, shall we?

  1. Dating. 
  2. Learning to drive. I don’t even have an explanation for this one.
  3. SITTING IN THE CAR WITHOUT ASKING FIRST. What the fuck?!
  4. Leaving our yard by myself. IF SOMEONE WANTED TO KIDNAP ME, I DON’T THINK MY 8 YEAR OLD BROTHER WOULD BE MUCH HELP PROTECTION WISE.
  5. Watching The Road to El Dorado. Really, Mom? I’m 13.
  6. Getting “The talk” (I don’t need it anyway). Another disadvantage of being the oldest.

I’m not even angry anymore… Just depressed.
I’m not starving, so that’s a bonus