Here are some things that a person working at MacDonald’s would never say. I thought of them because I was thinking about MacDonald’s, which I was thinking about ’cause I’m hungry.


A clogged artery is just 483 Big Mac’s away.

Our fries are so greasy they’re probably worth less than the low low prices we charge.

You look like you need to ingest 920 calories before lunch, come get a Big Mac and some fries.

Our food is cheap because you’ll need some money left over for the docters appointment.


Sad thing is, it’s all true. I’m still hungry though.




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